Molly Reads ‘em and Weeps
I am beginning to lose patience with myself for reading certain magazines. I really think that the time I spend reading them would be better spent doing nearly anything else, including giving wedgies...
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Kristyn Meyer folds her long legs beneath her in the coveted corner booth of Le Crepe Beret, a Manhattan hotspot that boasts a waiting list of several hundred hopeful diners each night. She orders a...
View ArticleSad Yourself Thin!
Studies show that when chocolate tastes like ashes in your mouth, you’re less likely to overeat! With poverty and unemployment on the rise and a devastating economic crisis threatening our society’s...
View ArticleI Have GOT to Stop Reading These
Dear incandescently famous and attractive actor or pop star, I don’t care what you like to eat. I don’t care that you were plain in highschool, and also the biggest dork. I don’t want to hear how...
View ArticleHow to Fight Aging
My satirical take on the pursuit of youth can now be found in Happy Woman Magazine!
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